CG: NO, FUCK YOU, THIS IS STUPID, I’M NOT DOING IT

GC: OH COM3 ON K4RK4T JUST HOLD ST1LL FOR 4 S3COND

TA: how are you even goiing two do that? one 2wiift tug?

GC: Y3P H3 H3 H3 *Y4NK*

CG: OWW, FUCK, JEGUS DICK!!

GC: TH3R3 NOW W4S TH4T SO B4D?

CG: YES. YES IT WAS. IT IS STILL AWFUL, AND IT BECOMES MORE IDIOTIC BY THE SECOND

TA: ii dunno kk, iit2 pretty funny two me and tz

GC: H4 H4 H4 YOU LOOK SO R3D1CULOUS 1 C4NT 3V3N ST4ND 1T

CG: I CAN’T EVEN MOVE MY FUCKING ARMS, THESE PANTS COULD GET STUCK LIKE THIS, THIS IS THE WORST THING OF ALL THINGS EVER, YOU TWO ARE TERRIBLE FRIENDS. OK, JOKES OVER, GET THESE FUCKING PANTS BACK DOWN

GC: K4RK4T 4R3 YOU S3R1OUSLY STUCK? H3 H3 H3 H3 H4 H4 H4 H4!!!

CG: GOG DAMNIT TEREZI YOU BITCH IF YOU DON’T FIX THIS RIGHT NOW I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE I SWEAR, I DON’T EVEN HAVE RATIONAL WORDS FOR HOW ANGRY I AM AT YOU OR FOR WHAT YOU ARE FOR GETTING ME FUCKING STUCK LIKE THIS, WASTE CHUTE FACED CHAIRFUCKER

GC: H3 H3 H3 WH4T 4R3 YOU GONN4 DO 4BOUT 1T? 1 HON3STLY C4NT STOP L4UGH1NG 4BOUT TH1S YOU LOOK SO FUCK1NG STUP1D!

CG: WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT? WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!

GC: W3LL B3S1D3S WH1N3 L1K3 4 GRUB, H3 H3 H3 H3

CG: …

CG: GOG DAMNIT GET ME OUT OF THIS! YOU SLIME SPEWING BURNT EYED DEVIL BEAST BULGESTAIN NOOKSMEAR CONSARN FUCKASS

GC: H4 H4 H4 H4 H4 H4 OH GOG MY S1D3S HURT!!!

CG: AAAAAAAAARGH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

GC: OH GOG 1TS 3V3N WORS3 WH3N H3 RUNS 1 TH1NK 1M GONN4 D13 L4UGH1NG TH1S 1S TH3 B3ST TH1NG 3V3R!!!!!

AT: aAAAH, wHAT EVEN IS THAT THING, hELP, sOMEONE GET IT AWAY FROM ME

CG: TAVROS, GET BACK HERE AND TAKE MY PANTS OFF RIGHT NOW

AT: i NEED AN ADULT, i NEED AN ADULT

CG: H3 H3 H3 H3 H3

TA: thiing2 are lookiing up for thii2 2hiitty 2eriie2

AT: uH, oK SOLLUX, uM, iS THE CAMERA WORKING?

TA: do you 2ee the liittle red liight?

AT: uH, yEAH?

TA: well that mean2 that iit2 recordiing, ready two capture the 2tupiid iin motiion about two happen

AT: wOW, tHAT WAS KIND OF RUDE, sOLLUX

TA: let2 ju2t get thii2 over wiith… do the iintro

AT: uM, oK… i’M rADVROS nITRAM-

TA: radvro2?

AT: -aND THIS IS THE, uH, tROLL sLINGSHOT

AT: oK, oN THREE

TA: dont 2liip

AT: oNE„, tWO„,

AT: tHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TA: … tavro2? tv?

AT: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

TA: oh 2hiit!

AT: aaaaaaaaaahohgogohgogohgogohgogohgog

TA: OH 2HIIT!!

TA: OH 2HIIT!! TAVRO2!!

TA: oh 2hiit, cut, cut!!

AT: i’M OK„,

AA: s0mething tells me equius will have his hands full with s0ulb0t 0rders s00n

TA: fiinally, 2omeone wiith a 2ane opiiniion on the 2iituatiion

AT: oH COME ON, gUYS„,  

AG: If these l8sers die, i get to feed them to spidermom, so give them som8thing really dangerous to do, okaaaaaaaay?

CT: D —> if you feel the STRONG need to command me to perform for your amusement, do not hesitate to leave your request in the ask bo%

CG: I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE OF YOU BULGESTAINS ASKS ONE MORE TIME FOR ME TO BE PANTSKAT, I WILL RIDE A TRAIN MADE OF FURIOUS ANGER RIGHT TO YOUR HIVE AND CRASH IT RIGHT IN YOUR STUPID FUCKASS FACE

GC: BUT YOUR3 SUCH 4 CUT3 P4NTSK4T

CG: NO, FUCK YOU

GC: H3Y W3R3 BOR3D G1V3 US SOM3TH1NG TO DO 1N OUR SUGG3ST1ON BOX M4K3 SUR3 1TS NOTH1NG 1LL3G4L THOUGH

TA: thii2 ii2 2tupiid, don’t encourage the2e iidiiot2, they’re gonna get them2elve2 kiilled

AT: sOLLUX, cOME ON

TC: HeY aLl YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs, SeNd Us SoMe SuGgEsTiOnS fOr SoMe MoThErFuCkIn StUnTs In OuR mIrAcLe BoX

AT: uM, iF YOU COULD SUBMIT A COUPLE, uH, STUNTS TO GET US GOING, wE’D REALLY APPRECIATE IT